The Spy who din’t LOVE ME : Putin, Vladimir Putin
Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future.
Adolf Hitler
Good Evening Planet, Tonight’s entertainment is the most powerful, enigmatic, billionaire, socialite, also,
President of The cyber states of United Mother Russia
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin.
(Crowd Cheers, Putin! Putin! Putin!)
A Spy who didn’t LOVE me
President Putin is a macho, take-charge superhero. He takes shit from nobody and he never forgets. Ask Miss Clinton, she’s still devastated from her loss. Mr Putin and Ms Clinton were lovers once upon a time but she broke his heart. She also bad mouthed him in public like a soulless, crooked, jilted, lover. For her own political gains, she used Lover Putin and then threw him away like lady slippers.
Super-Putin doesn’t like anyone badmouthing him. He gets angry. He’s worse than HULK, when he’s angry. He starts riding dangerous animals to channelize his anger.
Putin loved Hillary more than he loved his KGB job as a Spy. She too fancied him. They spent some great times together. He was a spy who loved her deeply.
But she broke his heart. She rejected him saying,
“You were a KGB agent. By definition you don’t have a soul. You are incapable of loving someone.”
She orchestrated her hate just to win a position in the filthiest place of human history.
A place even painters shy away from. The White House.
Putin is of artistic nature. He loves colors as much as he loves his women. Putin hated Hillary for breaking his heart. He got Insomniac. He lost his appetite. He decided to go again into the jungle, to channelize his aggression, by taming wild animals. But this time he met someone. Someone completely lunatic. Someone who not only helped him channelize his energy in a healthy manner and helped him get revenge over Hillary. But also made him :
President of The cyber states of United Mother Russia
That remarkable person whom Putin met would be referred by historians in future as:
Bottom-Bitch Trump
Here’s what Bottom-Bitch Trump says about Lover Putin:
“I would be willing to bet I would have great relationship with Putin. It’s all about love.”
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