Thanks Goddess Kim!
I was lonely
I desperately wanted someone
I was horny
I desperately wanted someone
I prayed & prayed & prayed
Goddess Kim appeared
& said
“Why so sad?
go, have fun.”
I told her, I am lonely
I’ve got no one
Goddess Kim said, “I am the selfie Queen,
I would bring filters to your life,
red, blue & green!”
She shared her worldly wisdom
And now I am a celebrity
See what I have become!
The Goddess said,
“People of the world are stupid,
Because dead is poor little cupid
Now, love is found online
No need for flowers, dinner or wine
Send ‘Friend Requests’ to everyone
10% would accept, let go of the rest
Like & Like & Like
every one’s posts
Leave comments for them
not real ones, but ‘those’
The more you like
the more they see you
the more you comment
their narcissism would torment
In a state of vain, they ideally should complain
But that’s where the virtual genie comes
They won’t so much as twitch or get the scam
They would LOL, LMAO, TTYL instead
& become your fan.
‘Cause people are obsessed with ‘image’
& you know no shame
Thanks Goddess Kim for this wisdom
I shall not let down your name!
hilarious!
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I must say it was hard to find your blog in google. You write awesome
articles but you should rank your page higher in search engines.
If you don’t know how to do it search on youtube: how to rank a website
Marcel’s way
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